Peanut Penguin Snowboarding – Slopes? Yes. Cold? Absolutely not.

Peanut’s got the gear, the stance, and a flawless heel-to-toe turn. There’s just one problem: he really, really doesn’t like the cold.

His strategy? Hit the slopes early, nail a run or two, then retire to the chalet with a hot chocolate and a hairdryer down his coat. He calls it “optimising core temperature.” Winter Puppy calls it “snow-dodging.” (He’s not wrong.)

Still, Peanut’s a thrill-seeker at heart. Give him blue skies, low winds, and an après-ski playlist, and he’s carving like a pro — just don’t ask him to hang around once the frostbite risk kicks in.

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